"As a duly elected official, I deem it my solemn duty to protect our Canadian way of life."
[Mayor of Calgary Rod Sykes, with budget solutions.]
"Remember men, don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes!"
[Checkstops explained to new Alberta citizens.]
"I think it's all a east-west co nfrontation to see who controls our country's natural resources."
[Oil shortage forecast.]
[Prime Minister Pierre Elliott Trudeau out hunting provinces for confederation.]
"Ho! Ho! Ho! This has been a recorded announcement."
"Uh... Gee, I'm sorry ..... is there anything I can do?"