"Hey, Mac, shut your motor off...it's gaining on me."
"Meanwhile...back in Loch Ness."
[Passengers reluctantly board pirate ship.]
"I sentence you to six months of driving on Calgary streets."
[Taxis so expensive you need a line of credit]
"I'm just winging it, but I think it's the Fifth Avenue syndrome."
"I must agree, gentlemen, that these are noble ambitions, but fraught with danger. We would be embarking on a perilous journey...in short, gentlemen, establishing a dangerous precedent."
"The moment my back was turned . . . ."
[Citizens keep "an ear to the ground" in defense of the LRT enemy.]