[Many of Calgary's civic needs meet the chopping block.]
"Events since the ??@!! metric system came into effect, Bessie has never //@?? been the same"
"... now you can drive like a native Calgarian... if any"
"See... I told you... We are in Calgary."
"If god had meant us to fly, he wouldn't have invented Air Canada"
"You idiot ... we were supposed to be inside before you yelled 'hands-up'!"
"God damned alternative routes!"
"Once the bugs are ironed out it'll be smooth sailing."
"What with the sky-lab scare, the fears over the DC 10s something just snapped with Sydney"
"They told me before I came to Calgary the streets were literally paved with gold ... but I think they've mined most of it!"