"We're makin you'se an offer ya' dare not refuse!"
[Calgary C-train passengers play "beat the clock."]
[Alsands project has a flat tire.]
"Nothing succeeds like excess."
[Alberta comes to aid of stalled oil industry.]
[Alsands collapse, as stopper is put on lid of Alaska pipeline.]
[Strike squeezes construction industry.]
"My apologies, Miss Frizbeigh ... I was overwhelmed by a sudden surge of euphoria!"
[Ottawa's size six too small for Calgary city unions.]