"Rodeo School: Wait! Not yet - Teach, may I be excused."
"Fall tournament! I'm just getting out of this trap I got into on the Spring Tournament."
"Kainai Hockey Tournament."
"You think we'll ever strike him out?"
"MINOR HOCKEY: We only water the ice between periods!"
"If you let us use your hoops we'll let you play."
"The Urine test is for the horses!"
"The secret to being a Recreation Leader is to stay in shape."
"Why can't they just flip a coin to choose their ends!"
"Start a Wounded Knee incident in Canada? Naw, I was just goin' hock my gun for Groceries."