"Can only be the Viet Nam [Vietnam] War or Kainai Indian Days."
"Where's your cattle from the Rotating Herd Program?" "They're rotating in my stomache."
Changing the Indian Act: "We agreed unanimously, henceforth we will be referred to as 'tribe' and not 'band' anymore -- we are making great progress!
History as it is taught: "The savage redskins accepted peace as law & order took over the wild west.
Agriculture Committee: "Son, I think I've seen your steer before.
Canadian Mainstream: "Come on, you don't have to know how to swim to join us.
"Heard we're doing good now, I think I'll become Indian again."
"Indian Security".
"We must be part of the affluent society now."
"Hey little brown whiteman why do you associate with whitey." "Maybe 'cause I ain't no get big govey-ment grant to be pro-Indian."