[Calgary, Alberta, has a shortage of downtown parking stalls.]
"He's an agent from a foreign land seeking audience."
"I assure you, madam, they do not come from Canada."
"At least it will strengthen the cash flow."
"Believe me, madame ... this is no joy ride for me either since Calgary Transit made some drastic financial sacrifices!"
"It's a low-mileage unit ... driven by a sweet, little old premier!"
[Take a loan, to take a trip!]
"I sentence you to six months of driving on Calgary streets."
"The moment my back was turned . . . ."
"Off you go into the wild blue yonder..."