"I sentence you to six months of driving on Calgary streets."
"The moment my back was turned . . . ."
"Off you go into the wild blue yonder..."
"Reminds me of the streets of Calgary!"
"First the bad news, Sidney...there's no good news."
"I think it's a Japanese car in disguise."
"Stop complaining, Chauncy ... it's company policy during Stampede days to maintain the flavor and charisma of the old West."
"The agony of the picket line."
[Gambling legal in Alberta and on the rise.]
"... Failing to yield right-of-way ... making left turn when unsafe to do so ..."